Hey, I'm feeling a bit better. Funny, I'm also feeling a lot fatter. Could the two be coincidental or simply cause and effect? I'll take fat over sick any day. It doesn't matter where I go, I'm always looking for a place to sit down. I get up from one seat to find the next one. I can only mow one half of the yard a day. But I don't throw up. Life's a compromise.

I've been on a V8 kick lately. I'm sure everybody can relate...I like the hot and spicy kind. I hope my sodium levels don't kill me.

Jason and I watched Old School last night. Too many boobies. I must be getting old or weird or something because I was mad that Jason saw so many breasts. (Nice ones, Jason can look at yuck ones, unless he likes them) It wasn't his fault and he tried to avoid them by averting his eyes, but the fact remains that he saw them and those images are going to be ingrained in his memory. If it were normal for a woman to be "stimulated" by just looking penises, would guys mind their wives watching "chick flicks"? Funny, I've watched 2 movies with male frontal nudity and managed to miss it both times. (Super Troopers and Any Given sunday). Alright, I feel dirty now.